“It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes”. Not our words, but the words of the great American musical poet, Nelly. We’ve been getting so hot that we want to take our clothes off, and it’s because we’ve had the foot-twitching pleasure of compiling this list of the sexiest cars money can buy. This one’s for you, reader, so relax and enjoy going down on this list.
- Pagani Huayra
- Jaguar F-Type
- Aston Martin DB11
- Rolls-Royce Wraith
- Abarth 695 Rivale
- Maserati Quattroporte GTS
- Lamborghini Huracan Performante
- Ferrari Portofino
- Toyota GT86
The Pagani Huayra is one of the rarest and most expensive cars money can buy, but it’s easily one of the sexiest. As well as having a stunning body equipped with active aerodynamics and an attention to detail most people couldn’t fathom, it has the greatest wing-mirrors ever made – designed to resemble the shape of the eye of a woman.
When Jaguar showed off the new F-Type, it was basically announcing to the world that it had made a car look exactly like your favourite yoga pant-wearing Instagram model. If anybody can find us a car with a derrière more perfect than this, we’ll eat our computers.
Aston Martin DB11
The new Aston Martin is one of those cars that just takes your breath away. A gorgeous new Aston for the modern era, looking typically Aston-esque, but fresh and modern at the same time. There’s a modern option underneath too, with a new V8 version available for the first time – though you can still get the traditional Aston Martin V12 if you wish.
There’s nothing quite like a Rolls-Royce. The Wraith is the ‘sportiest’ Rolls you can buy, being a two-door coupe. It’s huge and carries an enormous presence, but it’s also beautiful and elegant, and if you’re lucky enough to be able to afford one, it’s surely the only way to travel on the road.
Abarth 695 Rivale
The Abarth 695 Rivale is a limited edition Abarth that celebrates the partnership between Abarth and the luxury speedboat manufacturer Riva. It comes in a beautiful two-tone paint scheme and even has an optional mahogany dashboard. Surely, the sexiest small car on sale today?
Maserati Quattroporte GTS
There’s nothing quite as classy as a Maserati – at least in terms of style – it’s one of those cars you admire as it goes past. You want to catch her eye, but you never quite manage to do so. The Quattroporte GTS is the sexiest saloon car money can buy, and underneath the bonnet is a Ferrari-derived engine too. Bliss.
Lamborghini Huracan Performante
This is sexy in a whole different way to something like an Aston Martin. This is weaponised sexy, this is angry sexy, this is a threatening sexy. A Lamborghini Huracan turned up to 11, the new Performante is enhanced by ‘forged’ Carbon Fibre and a naturally aspirated V8. It also has gorgeous tricolours on each flank.
No sexy car list would be complete without a Ferrari, would it? The new Portofino isn’t out yet, but from the pictures we’re already excited. The Portofino will replace the California, and the open-topped Ferrari is as sleek and as beautiful as a topless Ferrari should be. This is going to break some hearts and explode some others.
Small, affordable, and beautiful – the little GT86 sports car is modest but always draws the eye of passers-by. It’s one of those sexy cars we can all aspire to, and that’s why we’ve left it until the last. It’s important to dream, but don’t forget that dreams can come true.